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Thursday, April 20, 2006 1:05 AM

Me and Tiky just made up this really cool version of 'The Ballad Of Barbara Allen' called 'The Parody Of Barbra Alien'. Enjoy.

Was in the dreary month of May
When stinky butts all were smelling
Fat Willy on his death bed lay
For hatred of Barbra Alien

He sent his moron to the town
To the place where she was partying
Said, “You must come to my mother dear
If your name be Barbra the Alien.”

So slowly slowly she got up
Slowly she drew a picture of him
And the only words to him did say
“Yo dude, I think ye frying.”

He smashed his head into a wall
When we were in the cavern
“Good riddance to ye all
Be cruel to Barbra Alien.”

When he was dead and laid in grave
She heard the marriage bells yelling
And every ‘dong’ to her did say
“Butt faced Barbra Alien.”

“Oh mother, oh mother, go dig my nose
Make it both long and narrow
Fat Willy died of hatred for me
And I may die of horror.

And father, oh father, go dig my ass
Don’t make it long and narrow
Fat Willy died of constipation
And I will die of it tomorrow.”

Barbra Alien was buried in the old churchyard
Fat Willy was buried inside her
From Fat Willy’s butt there grew a hose
From Barbra’s a pink plier

They fought and fought in the old churchyard
And the hose grew shorter and shorter
At the end they formed a blue apricot
And the world burst into fire.

- signs off.